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They're just jokes, not supposed to have much meaning beyond a superficial connection to zen stories. Any attempt to read into them will be frustrating.


Yeah ok, but what is the sound of one hand?


The sound of one hand clapping is the facepalm you do when you realise the answer.


The sound of one hand clapping is the powerful slap I give across the face to the absolutely vile product manager that added the new absurdly loud Android TV YouTube startup sound that cannot be disabled:

https://twitter.com/TeamYouTube/status/1337950347231440899?t...

"Why is the startup sound so loud?" asked Minsky.

"Because they don't use their own products" I replied.

Minsky began scribbling in his notebook at a furious pace.

"What are you writing?" I asked of Minsky.

"Just another obituary for an undead product" replied Minsky.

At that moment, I became enlightened. I realized Gmail was undead, and YouTube was on its way to becoming a zombie too!

"So Google is purgatory?" I blurted out, flustered.

"As much as a slap is one hand clapping!" replied Minsky.

I instantly became enlightened and Ram Dass appeared, as if from the heavens. I knew what my mission now was. To ridicule Google on Hacker News in front of their employees so they reverse this beyond stupid decision some idiot in a position of power made. ;-)

/slap

goldenkey slaps YouTube PM around a bit with a large trout


the sound of one hand is fap, fap, fap - which is generally the sound of most zen koans.




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