This really is true and you may be understating with "most". Here are a couple: ...

This really is true and you may be understating with "most". Here are a couple:

    mkdir /tmp/g
    seq 1 10 | tr \\n \\0 |
      xargs -0n2 -P4 bash -c 't=$EPOCHREALTIME; sleep $((RANDOM%5)); echo "$@" >/tmp/g/$t' d0
    cat /tmp/g/*

Another one is

    xargs -P "$(nproc)" --process-slot-var=s sh -c 'grep X "$@" >>/tmp/g.$s' d0
    cat /tmp/g.*

You can also cobble together that second style with a custom config setup wherein a command is given $s and responds with some host names and there might be an `ssh` in front of the `grep`, for example. That `d0` argument (for $0) is a bit janky and there can be shell quoting issues, of course. But then again, you may not have hostile filenames/whatever. Remote loadavg adaptation might be nice, but then again, maybe you control all the remotes. Similarly, I could not get back-to-back executions of the EPOCHREALTIME thing closer than 250 microseconds. So, collision basically will not happen even though it probably could in theory.