I've tried, but I simply can't. I sit down with a text editor and get stuck immediately. I think it's because too much of my knowledge is encoded in state-dependent learning.
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You probably shouldn't care about people that care that you smoke once in a while. People like to think that there are millions of dollars sitting around in the hands of conservatives waiting to be handed out to people that don't do drugs, but that's just not true. These people are a tiny majority. Everyone has done some sort of drug.
Anyway, I'm happy to admit to my experience with weed. It makes me sleepy. I haven't really been able to obtain enough to really experiment with it, however... but I hope to rectify this situation in the future.
Wow, even after saying that, I still have a job. Amazing!
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