Thought the one I got was really funny so I peeked at the source. Maybe that second 32 <= score < 35 text is a work-in-progress? :)
20>score?
Here's a fun fact: If you just blindly clicked 'yes' for every answer, you'd have scored better. But don't beat yourself up about it. I mean, you might hit someone else by accident.
23>score?
Sigh. Oh well. At least no one got hurt. That's the best we can take from that.
25>score?
That performance was like the film Taken 2. You went in guns blazing but the result was, well, ugh. Wouldn't buy you on DVD.
29>score?
Not too bad. If you were my child you'd be my second favourite. Even if I only had one child.
32>score?
Pretty damn good. There's a lot of gotchas in there that you managed to avoid.
35>score?
Difficult to criticise that score without being childish, so: Hahaha points you're a massive nerd.
35>score?
Wow, that was impressive! You hardly tripped up at all. Give yourself a gold star.
20>score?
Here's a fun fact: If you just blindly clicked 'yes' for every answer, you'd have scored better. But don't beat yourself up about it. I mean, you might hit someone else by accident.
23>score?
Sigh. Oh well. At least no one got hurt. That's the best we can take from that.
25>score?
That performance was like the film Taken 2. You went in guns blazing but the result was, well, ugh. Wouldn't buy you on DVD.
29>score?
Not too bad. If you were my child you'd be my second favourite. Even if I only had one child.
32>score?
Pretty damn good. There's a lot of gotchas in there that you managed to avoid.
35>score?
Difficult to criticise that score without being childish, so: Hahaha points you're a massive nerd.
35>score?
Wow, that was impressive! You hardly tripped up at all. Give yourself a gold star.
// Else:
You cheated. You cheated and I hate you.